A Soccer Squib
Jaye Padgett UC Santa Cruz
To honor Jorge on this special occasion, I would like to present
a critical review of one of his best-known works, Deletion in
Coordinate Structures. Alas, I still haven't read it. Also, I
don't remember enough about syntax. None of this would be a
problem if it were June, since we professors are unemployed over the
summer. But as the deadline for submission draws
near, I thought it wiser to switch topics.
Instead I'm going to provide the beginnings of an Optimality
Theoretic analysis of Jorge's soccer playing. I've collected a lot
of data on the topic over the past decade. It turns out that most of
a player's soccer strategies are a function of a hierarchy of
a number of fixed, violable constraints in a strict dominance
relation. Or at least, when viewed from the perspective of OT it
sure seems that way.
First some notational conventions:
(1) | J | = | Jorge |
| E | = | An enemy, i.e., someone on
the other team |
| o | = | The soccer ball |
| J(o) | = | Jorge controls the soccer
ball |
| E(o) | = | The enemy controls the
soccer ball |
| #J | = | Jorge is injured |
| #E | = | The enemy is
injured |
Here are the constraints needed for the analysis:
Implicit in the first two constraint formulations are some
fundamental markedness notions involving Jorge's playing. In this
regard J(o) and *E(o) might be compared to ONSET and
NOCODA respectively. The existence of J(o)
and nonexistence of E(o) predicts, all else equal, that there will be
events in which Jorge strives to control the ball, and events in which
Jorge is not involved; crucially, there are no events predicted in which
Jorge strives to give control of the ball to a member of the
opposite team. Similarly, given *E(o) and no *J(o), there will be
events in which Jorge attempts to remove control of the ball
from a member of the opposite team, and events in which Jorge is not
involved. However, there should be no events in which
Jorge strives to wrest control of the ball from himself.
These predicted markedness patterns correlate very highly with
observed fact, though there are questions involving interpretation
of the data that go beyond the scope of this unfinished
squib.
To begin to see how these constraints are ranked, consider the
following tableau. Inputs consist of two or more players, a
ball, and an optional '#', meaning that someone will have to be hurt
to get the ball. Candidate (a) below involves Jorge in
control of the soccer ball, while it is the Enemy who controls the
ball in (b). Given the ranking *E(o) >> *#J, candidate (a)
wins, in spite of the injury implied to Jorge.
(3) |
/ J o E # / |
*E(o) |
*#J |
a. F #J(o) E |
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* |
b. J #E(o) | * ! |
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This ranking predicts that faced with the choice, Jorge will
choose to get control of the soccer ball rather than avoid injury.
Such events are abundantly attested in soccer games, and so this
prediction is strikingly confirmed. Note that there are less
obvious consequences of the analysis that also turn out to support
it. For example, Jorge will play soccer even when he has
the flu. This is obviously injurious to him, but it ensures that the
Enemy will control the ball less.
At this point the rest of the analysis, and the typological
consequences, should be clear. I have a soccer game to go play.
Happy birthday, Jorge.
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